Can has girlfriend pls?
Now people who have tattoos are idiots, and i’m told that i apparently don’t want to ruin my body with silly drawing.
What if i turn into an old person and wake up and suddenly hate the way i look.
All my grandparents watch is the news every breakfast, lunch, dinner and evening. If not, then they’ve got the news channel on all day in between and its driving me mental.
The same 5 stories on repeatedly. The same comments from grandparents on the stories, every 5 minutes. Two minutes of talking about something else, then straight back to my grandad ranting about how black people should go back to their own country and how something horrible in the news is horrible. Stop watching it every goddamn 20 minutes then! fuck!
I want to build my own enclosed terrarium.
My own little world that i’d have created.
There was a power cut last night and all the street lights were off. I could see so many stars, it was incredible. You could even faintly see the galactic arm.
One reason i need to get a place of my own, is so that i can hang out naked all day and nobody can stop me.
Bought me a Frank Sinatra vinyl today.
I feel like that it looks like I uploaded a few selfies so I could ask for anons and comments and such. I totally didn’t. But you know when you do something, and think “shit, now people are going to think such and such about me” ?
Still send me anons though.
Ahh, last year’s beard. Those were the days…in which I looked quite Amish haha. My beard last year was fucking epic man
I need a new fucking hobby
I just remembered that it was only this morning that i decided i wanted to watch The Bicentennial Man again soon.
I want to shave my beard but i’m actually scared haha
I need a slow but steady supply of freshly made burritos.